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Duck hunting season (Taken with instagram)

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    I think

    I’m going through a tiny little depression spell at the moment.  I can’t control it.  And my best friend needs to hang out with her boyfriend at all times and My grades are shit and I kinda just want to sleep for a couple days.  Young the Giant is playing on repeat and that’s helping a bit but I still feel a bit depression-y. I’m not even emotional from my period.  Ugh. I hate this feeling.

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    Excuse me while I faint.  His voice is delicious. I want to marry him. That is all

    #the jakes
    #young the giant
    #sameer gadhia
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    Reblog if you are enraged with the Les Mis movie casting of Eponine

    misswendlabergman:

    jackpotgirl:

    chenocolfer:

    i want to cut bitches.

    I am seriously offended

    Fucking Taylor Swift.  She’s the worst

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    Sunbathing (Taken with instagram)

    Sunbathing (Taken with instagram)

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    Squirrel enjoying some nuts

    Squirrel enjoying some nuts

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    WTF is going on at my house

    So we have a side alleyway leading to the backyard.  It’s currently 3:30 am. My roommate comes out to the living room and tells me that someone is in our side alleyway (where we keep our bikes and a couple bags of empty water bottles to be recycled) and I’m like ok let’s go outside and see who this fucker is.

    We walk outside and go to our car that’s parked in the driveway and wait till he comes out of the sideyard.  He’s carrying our bags of empty water bottles and we’re like umm hi what the fuck are you doing? He’s like oh sorry, I thought your house was abandoned. Seriously? Our car is in the driveway, there is a welcome mat, old mail in the mailbox, boots at the door.  How the fuck did you know that stuff was back there?? So basically a guy has definitely been in our side yard. Our male roommate isn’t here to defend us so we must defend it ourselves.  I’m bigger though so I’m much more capable to defend our castle. We told him to take the bags and leave (we weren’t really going to do anything with them anyways.)

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    Hi tumblr

    I’ve missed you guys :)

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    creatingaquietmind: parkosakayoochun: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS! AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED. BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR. AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE. AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS. I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES. THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY. WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE. WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS. I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU. HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES. UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER. TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART. HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER. how can you not love tumblr?

    creatingaquietmind:

    parkosakayoochun:

    THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

    AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

    AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

    AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

    AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

    WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

    BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

    THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

    AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

    AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

    I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

    THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

    WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

    WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

    I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

    HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

    UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

    TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

    HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

    how can you not love tumblr?

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    tyleroakley:

    iamshit:

    tyleroakley:

    If you’re American or if you know any Americans, please watch this 3 minute video to make sure you KNOW what could happen if Michele Bachmann is elected president in 2012.

    Wow. The replies to this are disgusting, and I just lost so much respect for Tyler Oakley. First of all, what does her personal opinion have anything to do with her running the country? She wouldn’t be running international affairs on whether and man should marry a man, or a woman should marry a woman. “What could happen if Michelle Bachmann is elected president in 2012”, wow… that line right there. This is such a disgusting and completely condescending post about a woman who is absolutely amazing. You can’t help how a person was raised, and the fact that the reporter keeps grilling her about it when she obviously gave her stand on the issue is exactly how Democrats act, and it is so annoying and disturbing. Nothing but good can from her becoming the first woman President of the United States. 

    Secondly, can we just take a moment to ask ourselves the more important question, what will happen if Barack Obama is re- elected President in 2012? The economy will fall bottom out (and yes, it CAN get worse than it is now); there will be no jobs left, and we will be sunken into such a depression, the rest of the world (i.e., China) who we owe debt to will see how vulnerable we are, and strike. If you hadn’t noticed, Standard and Poor’s rated the United States as a AA+ country. From a AAA to an AA+, making our country at the same standing as Belgium. America is supposed to be the greatest country in the world, but instead we have a president that is Muslim, cancelled NASA and left it up to the Russian’s, has completely flipped our entire economy upside down, goes around the world APOLOGIZING for America’s “behaviour”, is a complete coward, and goes around all ethics, laws, and the constitution. So, if you ask me, Michelle Bachmann is one of the best candidates to be running for President in 2012, and I stand behind her, and the other Republican/ Tea Party members running for the presidency 100%. I believe that we need a POSITIVE change in our country, and that it be restored to the constitutional belief system it was created with. 

    I am so enraged right now, I can’t even see. I am so excited to vote, and I will definitely NOT be voting for Barrack Obama in 2012, and I WILL vote Republican. He will NOT win!

    Also, it makes me laugh hysterically that Tyler says “make sure you KNOW what will happen…” when obviously he is so completely idiotic and knows NOTHING about politics. Fuck off.

    For anyone who believes it cant happen, please look at this person. Read what they’re saying, because soon, a lot more people will be repeating this bullshit. If you don’t think it’s possible for someone like Bachmann to become president, think again - we’re surrounded by idiots.

    “…about a woman who is absolutely amazing.”

    “…when obviously he is so completely idiotic and knows NOTHING about politics.”

    Obviously you’ve got these two confused.

    It seriously scares me to know that there are people who actually believe in her ideas. My cat is smarter and more qualified to be president. Please.

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